Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Stupid Fucking Hipsters

If there's one thing that I hate more than the Lord of the Rings, it's inane hipsters who spend immeasurable amounts of energy on looking like they put no energy into their vapid look.  There's no need to reinvent the wheel, so here's a fantastic article that says everything on my mind.  For those of you who only need the climax:

So… this is a hipster party?” I ask the girl sitting next to me. She’s wearing big dangling earrings, an American Apparel V-neck tee, non-prescription eyeglasses and an inappropriately warm wool coat.

Yeah, just look around you, 99 percent of the people here are total hipsters!”

Are you a hipster?”

Fuck no,” she says, laughing back the last of her glass before she hops off to the dance floor.

Stupid fucking hipsters ...

- Seth

Sunday, July 6, 2008