Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Movember Approaches

All of you fans of the most amazing facial hair creation in the history of man, should know that the month of Movember is fast approaching. Here are the rules of the game:

  • On day "Mo-1" (October 31), the complete moustache region, including the entire upper lip and the handlebar zones, must be completely shaved.

  • For the entire duration of Movember (Movember 1 - 31 inclusive), no hair shall be allowed to grow in the goatee zone - being any facial area below the bottom lip.

  • There is to be no joining of the moustache to sideburns.

  • Failure to conform to all of these rules may, at the discretion of the official Movember Committee, result in instant blacklisting and may void invitation to the Mo Ball.

  • Movember Committee accepts no responsibility for lost jobs, rashes, food/beer encrustments or any other such mishaps caused to the wearer (or his partner) of a Movember Moustache. You grew it yourself.
Find these rules and much more at the fantastic web site: http://movember.org/

- Seth

1 comment:

Tim said...

wow. (that's wow backwards.) that's a stache. i'm not sure if it's because it's nearly 2 in the morning that i'm so completely and blatheringly inarticulate -- or if it's just the greatness of the stache.

seth, may this stache inspire great oil paintings and marble statues in its likeness. may politicians from every land come to be rendered speechless by its magnificence. may the stache star as the protagonist in best-selling novels and tony-winning broadway musicals. may it cause the best graffiti artists to spray praises to its grandeur in subway stations. may it not impede your conversing with ladies.

i commend you, i salute you. i toast to the health of you, your children and your children's children for seven generations. for your wit, for your perseverance, and most of all for the flowing locks spouting from your upper lip. cheers.