For crying out loud ... a quick Google search will show that I share my name with a bull rider and bluegrass fiddler. (Nice work Seth Hoppers of the world!) Of course my Abstract Algebra homework is still the top hit. Nice. Well, a search of Matt Grosso shows that this man:
shares your name. You've got to go to this site and check out "The #1 Mattew Grosso Show," where you can hear him pronounce your name Gross - Oh. Oh, it's grossly beautiful.