I've been looking for my true calling for quite a while. My Catholic baptism didn't really take. Then, I got sent to a Southern Baptist church for some reason when I was a child. In due corse, I found myself surrounded by Quakers for a long, long, quite time. Since, I've tried embracing the ideals of Pastafarianism, and Bokononism, with moderate degrees of success. Today, however, I may have found my destiny: The Church of the SubGenius.
I quote now from the Book of SubGenius:
The Church Of The SubGenius is an order of Scoffers and Blasphemers, dedicated to Total Slack, delving into Mockery Science, Sadofuturistics, Megaphysics, Scatalography, Schizophreniatrics, Morealism, Sarcastrophy, Cynisacreligion, Apocolyptionomy, ESPectorationalism, Hypno-Pediatrics, Subliminalism, Satyriology, Disto-Utopianity, Sardonicology, Fascetiouism, Ridiculophagy, and Miscellatheistic Theology.
I guess I'm a little slow on the uptake, as this is nothing new, but that's the story of my life. I haven't read the whole wikipedia page about them. Basically, I'm looking at the list of people who subscribe. Check it:
Okay, so I've been wasting a lot of time recently watching old music videos. That's only because I didn't have access to the MTV machine until it no longer played music television. So, here're a a couple of cool ones: A-Ha and the White Stripes.